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Retailers & Distributors

BRING HOSE WATER TO YOUR CUSTOMERS

The backyard-born, nostalgia-charged, summer-in-your-hand RTD canned cocktail brand that your customers will love for the memories it evokes, and a taste that makes them repeat buyers. Open the Spigot.

• EYE-CATCHING DESIGN • PLAYFULLY NOSTALGIC • “GOTTA TRY IT” SALES •

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SO… WHAT’S THIS HOSE WATER THING?

Hose Water Cocktails is a crack-open-a-can, smile-instantly, summer-in-your-hand RTD brand inspired by backyard adventures, and spontaneous fun.

 

We make drinks that spark nostalgia, feel instantly familiar, and turn a normal shelf into a “wait, what’s that?” moment.

WHY YOUR
CUSTOMERS SAY, 

OOH, WHAT’S THAT?

• Pops off the shelf —high visibility, high curiosity.

• Nostalgia that hits instantly: “Oh man, remember that?”

• Easy-drink flavor profiles people crush without thinking.

• Early organic buzz from curious fans and retailers alike.

• Friendly margins for early partners who like to bet on fun.

We’re pre-launch and building the foundation the right way.  

   Testing and refining flavors  

   Finalizing production timetable + marketing strategy  

   Preparing targeted-market rollouts with the right partners  

 

NO CASES SHIPPING YET, BUT WE'RE READY TO ROLL 

Early interest and momentum are already in motion, and we welcome you to join in the fun.

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OUR LAUNCH STATUS: NO FLUFF, JUST FACTS. 

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LET’S OPEN THE SPIGOT TOGETHER

We’re looking for retailers, distributors, buyers, and event/hospitality partners who want products with personality and a vibe people instantly get.

 

If you can picture Hose Water - Backyard Lemonade flying off your shelves, sliding into your beverage lineup, or fueling your events, we’d love to connect.

 

For first dibs when wholesale opens, fill out the form below for updates, rollout info, and sneak peeks.

EARLY ACCESS LIST

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Before we turn on the hose… are you 21 or older?

We’ve got grown-up drinks with childhood vibes.