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INSPIRED BY
CHILDHOOD.
IMPROVED
WITH BOOZE.

real fruit juice + bourbon flavor
zero carbonation

THIRST-QUENCHING
HOSE WATER

OPEN THE SPIGOT

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RIDING BIKES, PLAYING FREEZE TAG & KICKING THE CAN WITH FRIENDS 

The garden hose played a critical role in every adventurous child’s life. Running around with your neighborhood friends always included stops at someone's house to quench your thirst with hose water in between outdoor adventures.

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Our Backyard Lemonade isn’t your average lemonade. It’s a bright blend of citrus with the sweet flavor of smooth honey bourbon for depth and character. Our inaugural ready-to-drink cocktail is made to quench your thirst—and spark connection. Because life’s just a little better when you engage with others.

• DRIVEWAY BASKETBALL • KITE BATTLES • WHEELIES • HIDE ‘N SEEK • FRISBEE • CARD TABLE TENTS • BACKYARD OLYMPICS • SLIP ’N SLIDE • DRIVEWAY BASKETBALL • KITE BATTLES •

Mixed Citrus and the Flavor
of Smooth Honey Bourbon​
 

Zesty lemon, a hint of sweetness, and a splash of “don’t worry, we’re ‘adults’ now.” It’s everything you loved about childhood summer – including the mischief, the mayhem, and the nonstop laughter. 

8% Alcohol By Volume

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made in the usa
t-shirts

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made in the usa sweatshirts

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flat brim
snapback cap 

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Hose Water
can koozie

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